Friday, December 19, 2014

Facebook Circa 2017

Topic: Write Facebook status updates from the year 2017.

What you need to know to understand these: I have a husband that snores very, very loudly. I'm getting weight loss surgery hopefully in July that will remove 60-80% of my stomach, this increases fertility and you're allowed to start trying for children a year after your surgery, and I have a puppy named Tempest that is a Newfoundland mix. We're not sure what she's mixed with, but Newfoundlands get the size of a small horse. I'm not even joking.

She's four months old.

Now for the status updates circa 2017:

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