What you need to know to understand these: I have a husband that snores very, very loudly. I'm getting weight loss surgery hopefully in July that will remove 60-80% of my stomach, this increases fertility and you're allowed to start trying for children a year after your surgery, and I have a puppy named Tempest that is a Newfoundland mix. We're not sure what she's mixed with, but Newfoundlands get the size of a small horse. I'm not even joking.
|She's four months old.|
Now for the status updates circa 2017: